When you're on, you're really f*cking on

I seriously f*cked up earlier today. I was supposed to get my boss directions to a set and I got the wrong street name, causing her to drive way past her point of exit. I mean, "havenhurst" and "edenhurst" sound the same, right? Maybe not on paper, but have a friend call you and say each word over the phone while a printer is running in the background. Now do you see? Anyway, I think she's pissed at me, hope it's not awkward when she gets back into the office.
The phones keep ringing and I can hear the receptionist down the hall laughing about something. Get back to your desk, I don't want to answer the f*cking phones!
My friend says I should make out with hot band boys at this concert I mentioned in my previous post. I want nothing more, but unfortunately I'm not cool enough to hook it up w/ the band. I mean, I just said "hook it up with the band"...very uncool. I just can't pull off the whole "uninterested" thing. I'm loud and annoying and watch the Disney channel. Plus, I get nervous around people I think are cooler than me. I guess that opens up for anyone to take offense when I don't get nervous around you. Take it as you will.
Right now I'm playing a game w/my friend Scott where we have to make a sentence or phrase where each words begins w/these letters: ATC RLN. It's lame and not at all entertaining. Here is mine: actors took cats running last night. See?
Okay, I just said possibly, if not definitely the lamest statement of my 24 3/4 yrs of life. And here it is: (talking over IM to Emily) "I'm over men, but I'd rather be under them". I hope someone else is as amused by this as I am. If not, then at least I'm laughing. At myself. Out loud.
Reagan